Today is the beginning of the rest of my life

Have you ever had one of those moments in your life when everything changes in the blink of an eye? It happens so suddenly and yet you know right away things will never be the same. Well, I just had one of those moments. My name is Mr. Shakes and today is the beginning of the rest of my life.

I used to be a regular Joe with a regular job and a quiet life. I’m what you might call a prophet. I can’t predict world events or the end of the world like Nostradamus. But when I see, feel, or experience something innovative I just instinctively know that it’s going to change the world forever. And I’m never wrong. It’s a gift and a curse.

This leads me to this morning. I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when this smiley guy with glasses stopped me. He was so excited I could barely make out what he was saying. Something about beautiful women and time limits. That didn’t matter once he put an Iphone in my hand and told me to start shaking. I was more than a little scared so I did what he asked.

When I looked down at the screen, my world changed forever. The women on the screen were captivating. They showed me things more beautiful than I ever thought possible! Once I finally looked up from the screen it was night time and the smiley man was gone. A crowd had gathered around me. I hadn’t moved for hours. That’s when I knew that the time for ShakeMe Babies is now!!!!